Oh sure, we could have gone the easy way with it and been all “It’s Cinco De Mayo, here’s how to dress like a Corona,” but we hold ourselves to a more arcane standard of living. To that end, the oyster is a highly calcified, bivalve mollusk! There are many different types. Some types, people love to eat. These types are different from the type that make pearls. Also, when I go to seafood places and there are always folks crowded around the raw bar, I’m all, “how do they know what to charge them?! How do people know when they’ve had enough?! WHAT IS A SERVING SIZE? DO I HAVE TO TALK TO THAT GUY?” Because social situations make me uncomfortable. Cheers!
April 27, 2013 is National Show Your Mettle Day for amputees across America. As part of National Limb Loss Awareness Month, the Amputee Coalition is asking amputees who feel comfortable (and are able) to make their prosthetics (or chairs) visible on April 27. For more information, go to amputee-coalition.org or join our challenge on Facebook at facebook.com/AmputeeUSA.
In this sequence, 90 minutes as people (not parents) we bum cigarettes (one of us), pose for portraits (some of us), cruise the grocery, drink margarita (salted, always salted), curse heavily, plan orgies (not really).